2019 legislative session

Gruters, horses brag on session; Eskamani gets angry

Subtlety apparently wasn’t the goal in videos featuring lawmakers from opposite sides of the aisle, pushed out after the 2019 legislative session wrapped.

Sen. Joe Gruters, a Sarasota Republican who’s also the chairman of the Republican Party of Florida, got a majestic, campaign-style video featuring a lot of horses and a basso voiceover.

Meanwhile, Orlando Democrat Rep. Anna Eskamani, Florida’s answer to U.S. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, went her own route.

Eskamani recruited her twin sister, Ida, to act as her “Anger Interpreter” in a video inspired by comedy duo Key and Peele’s ‘Luther the anger translator.’

In a follow-up tweet, Eskamani, who’s known throughout the Capitol for what seems to be a perpetual smile, made it clear that the video was all in good fun.

“Want to make sure y’all know that we made this video with nothing but love & gratitude for our colleagues and to the legislative process. I do my best to always present as my authentic self, and w/out laughter we have nothing.  ❤️”

For those not in the know, Luther made a political splash in 2015, when he gave some assistance to then-President Barack Obama during the annual White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

So, you don’t have to look it up, here’s the Obama version.

 

By Jim Turner and The Dara.

This year’s (Aaron) Bean bar: “Game of Bills”

img_7337-1.jpegSen. Aaron Bean’s doubled as Tom Selleck, Luke Skywalker and a member of the Duck Dynasty clan.

This year, the Fernandina Beach Republican is adding Tormund Giantsbane to the collection of characters he’s appeared as on the candy bars he gives out during the legislative session.

Bean points out that the 2019 Bean bar features the “Game of Thrones” font,  includes a play on the show’s “Winter is Coming” come-on, and has a tag line of Best Wishes on Your ‘Game of Bills.’

In the Star Wars-themed candy bar wrapper, Bean made a pun out of his Senate District 4: “May the Fourth Be With You.”

“It’s good to have a sense of humor, I think,” the high-spirited senator told Truth or Dara Thursday afternoon.

IMG_1693The ebullient Bean even distributes the chocolate bars to some of the Capitol press corps, whose shrinking numbers hasn’t gone unnoticed by the senator.

“Nobody gives the press anything but grief. That’s what they give ya. You get grief!” he said.

The fifth estate “is a central part of the process,” Bean said.

“It makes everybody better, knowing that the 21 million Floridians are watching, reading or listening to what we do here every day. And that’s the bottom line. How ‘bout that? We need you here,” he said.

Bean said he recently read a story detailing how “more and more bureaus are closing, consolidating,” adding that “the model is changing.”

The role of the press is “vital, vital,” he said, even making a pitch for next week’s  Press Skits.

“That’s going to be fun. Do you know? I was in ‘em two years ago. So that’s good. You raise money for charity,” Bean said.